The following jokes are courtesy of mountainbuzz.com
River guides have to put up with a lot. Questions such as, “Does the raft trip take out where we put in?” and “Will I get wet?” make river rats want to lean over the side and return their breakfast to the river. Â However, raft guides are usually funny people and whether playing practical jokes on clients or telling actual jokes, they’ve got a good arsenal to work with.
However, in private they are some self depricating people and I like that. So without further ado, here are The 7 Best River Guide Jokes.
7. Q: What do a groover and a lady river guide have in common?
A: If the seat is still warm, your buddy was just there.
6. Q: How many river guides does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 4… 1 to screw in the lightbulb while the other 3 exaggerate the size of the hole.
5. Q: What is the difference between God and a River Guide?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a river guide.
4. Q:Â How do you know a raft guide’s lying?
A: His/her lips are moving.
3. Q: What’s the difference between a raft guide and a mutual fund?
A: A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money.
2. Q: What do you call a river guide who just broke up with his/her boyfriend or girlfriend?
A: Homeless
1. What’s the difference between a female river guide and a bear?
A: One is big and hairy. The other is a bear.