A look at seven of the funnier snowboard jokes we have heard over the years. Please keep in mind that these are just jokes.
7 Funny Snowboard Jokes
1) What do you call a male snowboarder without a girlfriend? – Homeless.
2) This guy walks into a bar and says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboard joke?” – The bartender says, “I’m a snowboarder. The guy on your right is a snowboarder. Same with the guy on your left, and the guy behind you.” So the guy says, “OK. I’ll tell it a little more slowly then…”
3) Three snowboarders are in a car. Who’s driving? – The police.
4) What is the difference between a snowboarder and a large pizza? – A pizza can feed a family of four.
5) What does a snowboarder have in common with a vacuum cleaner? – How you attach the dirtbag.
6) How does a snowboarder introduce himself? – “Look out! My bad.”
7) What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? – Three days.