7 Of The Best Snowboard Jokes

7 Of The Best Snowboard Jokes

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7 Of The Best Snowboard Jokes

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A look at seven of the funnier snowboard jokes we have heard over the years. Please keep in mind that these are just jokes.

7 Funny Snowboard Jokes

1) What do you call a male snowboarder without a girlfriend? –  Homeless.

 

2) This guy walks into a bar and says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboard joke?” –  The bartender says, “I’m a snowboarder. The guy on your right is a snowboarder. Same with the guy on your left, and the guy behind you.” So the guy says, “OK. I’ll tell it a little more slowly then…”

 

3) Three snowboarders are in a car. Who’s driving? –  The police.

 

4) What is the difference between a snowboarder and a large pizza? – A pizza can feed a family of four.

 

5) What does a snowboarder have in common with a vacuum cleaner? –  How you attach the dirtbag.

 

6) How does a snowboarder introduce himself? –  “Look out! My bad.”

 

7) What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? –  Three days.

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