Halloween is practically here and if you don’t have a costume sorted out yet, you’re probably feeling the stress. You certainly don’t want to be the guy who shows up to a Halloween party without a costume on. If you’re a true skier, than obviously you need to dress as something ski related for this holiday. So if you’re looking for a few last minute ideas, here are 5 ski-related Halloween costumes that will certainly make you the talk of the party.
5. Microwave Of Aspen
Nothing says “I ski Aspen” quite like a shiny silver ski suit. Poke fun at the dumb-rich skiers and snowboarders that hop on the mountain just to take a few pictures and party at Cloud Nine, all without taking more than one or two runs. All you need is a shiny ski suit, a furry hat, some oversized sunglasses, and a champaign glass and you’re home free.
4. 2010s Park Rat
Throw it back to 2010 by tossing on a XXXL sweatshirt, beanie, and some mini poles. Just make sure you’re jibbing every curb, table, chair, person, and park bench you walk by throughout Halloween.
3. Stupid Sexy Flanders
All you need is a skin tight red race suit, a red motorcycle helmet, and a mustache and you’ll be looking stupid sexy, just like Flanders in the Season 11 Simpsons episode Little Big Mom.
2. Donny Pelletier, Maine’s Finest Athlete
Get yourself a pair of jeans, some suspenders, a red flannel, and a NAPA Auto Parts hat and you’ll have come close to nailing the look of Maine’s Finest Athlete, the legendary Donny Pelletier. This one is a whole lot better if you carry around some Moxie and talk in a thick Maine accent, just be careful not to offend any true Mainers by butchering the speech.
1. Saucer Boy
There’s few better ways to honor the great Shane McConkey than to dress up like Saucer Boy for Halloween. Throw on a retro jacket, snow pants, a climbing harness and climbing rope, a poof-ball winter hat, some sunglasses, and of course a saucer, and get out there and beg for sponsors. Make sure you’ve got a bottle of Jack Daniels in hand (empty or replaced with water if you want to get into a bar) and donate to the Shane McConkey Foundation while you’re at it.
