Summer has unofficially ended and it’s time to really start thinking about skiing and snowboarding, folks.
I know, I know, spare me the ‘but Matt, summer doesn’t end until September 21st and I won’t ski for another 2 months’ bullshit.
I don’t accept your accuses. You call yourself a skier? You’re telling me that September hits the calendar and you’re not planning ski trips?!
As an employee of Unofficial Networks I’m unofficially deducting 100 G.N.A.R. points for everybody that makes that excuse. Sorry. I don’t make the rules (but I actually do).
The good news is that you can gain 1,000,000 G.N.A.R. points if you buy an Indy Pass before prices go up on September 13th.
^Credit: Indy Pass Media Kit/ Jay Peak
Not only will your wallet thank you, but your friends will be jealous that you’ll have 200+ days of skiing access to resorts across the US, Canada, and Japan for just $299, and they won’t.
You’ll be able to start planning trips to places like Powder Mountain, UT, Mt. Hood Meadows, OR, Jay Peak, VT, and Bluebird Backcountry, CO while you’re dumb friends are trying to make reservations at a mega-resort that they paid over $1,000 for just to stand in line and pay $25 for a hamburger.
So, get those G.N.A.R. points back, start planning those trips and buy a damn Indy Pass, Jerry.
Get Your Indy Pass Here
What are you still doing here reading this article? Seriously, stop. No really. Stop. You’re still here? Is something wrong with you? Do I have to insult you further into buying a pass? Are you just that stubborn?
You want more incentive? You greedy SOB. Fine. You know what. I’ll do it. Yeah. I’ll do it.
Those of you that buy an Indy Pass and email me your receipt to matt@unofficialnetworks.com will have the chance to roast the hell out of me. Type whatever nonsense comes your mind about me in your email and I’ll post it into an article.
Buy an Indy Pass. Roast that stupid ski blogger Matt Lorelli for the world to see. It’s a win-win.
The things I do for love…
Featured Image Credit: Indy Pass Media Kit/Powder Mountain, UT
Header Image Credit: Indy Pass Media Kit/White Pass Ski Area, WA
