“This longboarder kook spat on me so I turned around an hocked a loogie straight back on him.” 

Some egregious etiquette infractions in Oceanside lead to words which turned into a spit/loogie fight and ended in board smashing tantrum. Dynamic play by play commentary…SoCal surfer dialect is something else.

Francis Xavier is a seasoned writer for Unofficial Networks, bringing a lifetime of outdoor experience to his work. Having lived in a ski resort town for years he has a deep connection to mountain culture....