It took me far longer than it should have to realize this was a joke. I present the Bataleon FunKink Split. 88440_0_Bataleon_FunKinkSplit154cmScreen shot 2015-10-20 at 10.12.32 AM

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Francis Xavier is a seasoned writer for Unofficial Networks, bringing a lifetime of outdoor experience to his work. Having lived in a ski resort town for years he has a deep connection to mountain culture....