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Udderly wild video out of Slovenia where Jakob Kovšca was taking a practice run down the race course in Soriška Planina preparing for a Slovenian Downhill Cup event when he came upon an unexpected cloven obstacle in the middle of the trail. Thankfully he handled the surprise intruder with grace and edged by without incident. This video was also posted by Jakob on Reddit and the comment section is an absolute celebration of cow puns. Read the highlights below:

REDDIT PUN FEST:

-She really should have moooved out of the way

-Amazing he didn’t hit him. It’s as if there was bovine intervention.

-Could have caused udder destruction

-Cowabunga!

– It worries me when I see just how high the steaks are on some of these trails.

-Let’s not milk this anymore than we have.

-You managed to steer around it 

-Holy cow that was close!

-I don’t think she herd you. Lucky there was enough space that you could ride pasture with only a slight graze.

….Thanks Reddit, you have fulfilled my pun quota for the century.

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