“A story of love, betrayal, skiing, and (somehow) Christmas – where you are the jury! Prepare to be gooped. BYOJE (bring your own jade eggs).”
Bit of oddball ski news out of the UK where a new theater production centered around Gwyneth Paltrow’s 2016Â ski collision at Deer Valley and subsequent lawsuit trial will hit the stage this holiday season in London. Debuting at the Pleasance Theatre on December 20th “Gwyneth Goes Skiing” will contain strong language, adult humor and exploding vagina candles (maybe). Here’s how it’s billed:
She’s the Goop-founding, Door-Sliding, Shakespeare-In-Loving, consciously-uncoupling Hollywood superstar. He’s a retired Optometrist from Utah. In 2016, they went skiing.
On the slopes of Deer Valley, their worlds collided, and so did they – literally. Ouch. Seven years later in 2023, they went to court. Double ouch.
This is their story. Kind of. Not really. But also, it’s at Christmas.
Join harbingers of queer chaos Awkward Productions (Diana: The Untold & Untrue Story and How to Live a Jellicle Life) as they transform London’s Pleasance Theatre into Deer Valley Ski Resort.
A brand new show for Christmas 2023.
Starring Linus Karp as Gwyneth Paltrow, Joseph Martin as Terry Sanderson, and featuring original music by Leland (RuPaul’s Drag Race, Cher’s Christmas, Troye Sivan’s Something To Give Each Other).
A story of love, betrayal, skiing, and (somehow) Christmas – where you are the jury!
Prepare to be gooped. BYOJE (bring your own jade eggs).
This show contains strong language, adult humour and exploding vagina candles (maybe). There will be a post-show Q&A after the performance on 20th December.
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