“I was always willing to be reasonable until my ancient round parachutes kept refusing to give me a real fireball. Sometimes reasonable men do unreasonable things. A short circuit in the wet reserve caused it to go off before I hit the trigger. From the crowd’s view it looked brilliant, apparently. My view was a bit more hectic. This is why I don’t play with fire anymore.”

I don’t speak skydiver so not exactly sure what a short circuit in the wet reserve means but one can deduce this sequence did not go to plan. The person in the video goes by “Party Till Impact” if that gives you any idea of his risk tolerance. There’s all kinds of possible bad outcomes when you jump out of a plane but burning your t-shirt didn’t even occur to me.

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