Lone Bison Holds Up Traffic In Yellowstone

Patient on Virtual Call: “I’m so sorry I’m late for my appointment. I’m on vacation with my family and we got caught up in some serious traffic. There was this real asshole blocking an entire lane of the road.”

Doctor: “No worries, is everything alright?”

Patient: “Yeah, everything is okay. I did scream a lot of profanity at a bison today in Yellowstone. I threatened to kill him and his family if he didn’t get out of the road. I also flipped him off and made other obscene gestures. But I’m okay.”

Doctor: “Well okay then. Back to our regularly scheduled therapy session…”