“The 1993s are back and smaller than ever. Demand Respect and Authority™. On the field. In the lunch line. In the sandbox. The new XS line brings the same durability and adjustability of Pit Vipers to the little faces out there who are sending it big.”

I was just kinda smiling throughout and then the kid wrapping in a juicebox bandolier belt multi-straw sipping popped into frame and burst into laughter. Pit Vipes taking over kids optics by storm…why not? BUY HERE.

“Honey, I shrunk the Pit Vipers! Introducing the Pit Viper XS, for big senders in small packages. They’re just as durable and adjustable as ever, but feature a shorter width and height for kids, dogs, and small headed adults.”

They’re fashion photos are amazing: