The Wonton Don is a staple Barstool Sports contributor that has been generating hilarious content for the online media juggernaut for years. His “Donnie Does” videos are some of the best content Barstool creates.
He regularly travels to dangerous countries and vlogs the experience with a candid tone that keeps viewers coming back for more.
He’s a legend in the Barstool Sports universe, and is honestly one of my inspirations for generating comedic content.
So, imagine my surprise when I logged into Twitter last night and saw this:
To the man who crashed into my brother at the Santa Fe Ski basin, broke his nose and ribs, said he was “gonna get help”, then promptly left the mountain… pic.twitter.com/52N0KrnUnR
— The Wonton Don (@DonnieDoesWorld) February 21, 2021
Sounds like a classic ski resort hit and run.
Some Jerry was probably drunk, high, or both, and slammed into Donnie’s brother at Ski Santa Fe over the weekend.
Then said Jerry then had a sobering “oh shit this is probably going to lead to a lawsuit” moment and dipped. Coward.
Now I’ll confess that the headline of this blog is misleading. Donnie didn’t expressly ask for help identifying the man, but I can’t write a headline that says,
Barstool Sports Employee Threatens To Kill Ski Resort Hit & Run Suspect on Twitter With A Liam Neeson Meme.
Although that does sound like a pretty engaging title, doesn’t it?
Here’s to hoping that Ski Santa Fe is able to assist with security cameras, lift ticket sales, or some other measure for tracking this guy down.
Accidents happen on the slopes, but running is a big no no.
Featured Image Credit: Ski Santa Fe