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1995 Polaris Indy 440 – $400 (Iron mountain)

Listing…

Have a hard time pickin up the ladies?

Wanna smoke a whole carton of marbs and jam out to some Skynrd?

Want to lower the property value in your neighborhood?

Just wanna f*ckin send it?

This absolute beast of a machine can help you do all of those things in style for $400obo.

Pros:
-Usually starts easy and runs like a champ. (It really does)
-Fresh duct tape on the seat as of 2018
-It has heated grips if you can figure out the wiring.
-The light bar flashes like a strobe light so you’re always ready to party.
-Smokes like a SOB so you can feel like you’re at a def leppard concert.

Cons:
-The suspension leans to one side because too many chicks were crawling all over this thing.
-The speedometer is stuck at 69mph
-The odo stopped at 420mi
-You WILL end up paying child support to any lady that sees you riding this hog. (Its nick name is “sex machine” for obvious reasons)

If this post offends you don’t waste your time reporting it and look for a different sled. You know those twigs you call arms couldn’t start this thing anyway.

If you have a set of nuts and think you can handle this beast text 906-221-two7one7

If i don’t answer the phone leave a voice mail and explain why you think you can handle this bada** rig

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