“My nipples were so cold they started talking to me.”
Dos Equis might have the most interesting man in the world promoting their beverage but Coors Light has a dude that can do the splits in high waisted jeans and rocks a mullet with mystic powers that transcends space and time. Sit back and enjoy Jean Claude Van Damme dominating beer in ski country with nothing but a sleeveless Canadian tuxedo. Amazing.
