The Tetons | Photo: Miguel Vieira | Cover Photo: NPS

Conditions reports for the backcountry can be downright boring as hell. Thankfully Exum Guide, Jediah Porter is flipping that script and spicing up what would otherwise been a run of the mill trip report.

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Turns out, the guide was treated to quite the sight last Friday when he encountered two beasts banging their parts together on the Taggart Lake trail in Grand Teton National Park, which he described as the only sign of “instability” that day. Look honey– wildlife mating!

GTNP Conditions Report 04/07/17

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