The Pizza Pouch Is About To Revolutionize On-Mountain Snacking

The Pizza Pouch Is About To Revolutionize On-Mountain Snacking


The Pizza Pouch Is About To Revolutionize On-Mountain Snacking


Pizza Pouch

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We’ve all talked the bartender into not cracking open that PBR tallboy so we can enjoy a cold one on the lift– but what about the Pizza pairing?

Until now, ski bums have been forced to cram saucy slices into their coat pockets, leaving a bloody trail of tomato and pepperoni in the pocket normally reserved for buffs and gloves.

However, Stupidiotic wants you to eat your pizza pie on the chairlift and drink your beer too!

With the new Pizza Pouch, skiers can now ask for a slice to go. Simply slide the slice into the pouch and voila– A slice that goes literally anywhere.

Pizza Pouch 1

The pouch can also be utilized away from the chairlift during marathon  après sessions that stretch well into the night. Feeling a little spinny and need a bite, look no further than your chest because you slipped the “Slice of the Day” into the pouch before going out… FTW!

Pizza Pouch Details

  • Neck Strap for “immediate hand-to-mouth consumption”
  • Durable zip lock keeps the slice fresh
  • Backup slice capabilities

Bottomline, the Pizza Pouch might be #1 on the 2016/2017 Unofficial buyer’s guide but we still have to test it first…

Can't Wait

About Pizza Pouch

No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready. BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery.

Buy one here: The Pizza Pouch

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