“How-to tutorial that will have you buying your first harness and kombucha growler before you can say Yosemite Decimal System.”

Rock climbing is serious business but its nice to add a little humor to the mix every once and a while. Do you know any friends that fit the stereotypes? Share this with them and hopefully the wont take offense:Screen shot 2016-06-08 at 5.07.24 PM Screen shot 2016-06-08 at 5.07.33 PM Screen shot 2016-06-08 at 5.07.48 PM Screen shot 2016-06-08 at 5.07.59 PM Screen shot 2016-06-08 at 5.08.19 PM

P.S. Belaytionship is my new favorite term:Screen shot 2016-06-08 at 5.02.46 PM

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Francis Xavier is a seasoned writer for Unofficial Networks, bringing a lifetime of outdoor experience to his work. Having lived in a ski resort town for years he has a deep connection to mountain culture....