If you’re a kook and you have an iPhone, you’ve likely got mechanical issues with said iPhone. Liquids are likely going to be the most difficult thing to keep out of your phone.
Kookish behavior often involves the misuse of a plethora of liquids ranging from turpentine to ethyl alcohol to monohydrate dioxide.
If you’re a kook or if you know anyone who is a kook, your iPhone will certainly benefit from an LifeProof Case.
LifeProof Case = dirtproof, snowproof, waterproof, dropproof, kookproof