President Trump's Thoughts on Skiing and Snowboarding

President Trump's Thoughts on Skiing and Snowboarding

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President Trump's Thoughts on Skiing and Snowboarding

President Donald Trump

Listen, we all love shredding, don’t we? Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Donald, you don’t even ski”, but lemme tell you folks, I pick out lines like no other, tremendous lines. People call me and they say, “Donald, your turns are the smoothest and your form is simply the best”. But there’s a big, big problem, I gotta say folks. Chyna is pumping out ski resorts, and it’s absolutely killing our skiconomy. And if you look at Hillary Clinton, she’s always snowboarding sideways down hills, destroying the good snow. And her husband, Bill Clinton, signed the Vail-Whistler merger bill, (the worst bill ever signed by the way), that destroyed the ticket prices. I have a panel of five skiers that are coming forward to say that the Clintons cut them off. And to anyone who says that I used to snowboard, I’m going to sue you in the first 100 days I get into office, because you’re a liar. And lemme tell you folks, when I get into office, we’re going to destroy gapers. Unlimited turns for all. Every skier of America will get unending powder, I promise ya folks. I’m to build a big, beautiful wall exclusively with the frozen tears of snowboarders, and make them pay for it. We’re going to win, and we’re going to do it bigly. We’re going to make skiing great again.

As posted by Trevor Falls

 

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