A sign spotted in a tourist shop near Yellowstone. Credit: TouronsOfYellowstone

GARDINER, Montana – Tourists can be incredibly stupid, and few know that quite like those who live near National Parks. Sometimes they deface gorgeous areas, sometimes they cause problems with wildlife, and sometimes they just ask stupid questions.

A tourist shop in Gardiner, Montana (around 20 minutes from Yellowstone) put up a pretty funny sign with the intention of stopping all the stupid questions they get hit with everyday. Here’s what the sign says:

  • Yes the animals understand English except for the wolves they speak French.
  • There is only one scoop in a single.
  • There is five entrances to Yellowstone the exits are the same gates except backwards. 
  • The best time to see the animals is when they are there.
  • The animals are not put in cages at night. They ARE WILD.
  • 3.2 million people came through Yellowstone in 2009 if everyone picked up one thing in the park for 10 years it wouldn’t be there.
  • Male and female bison have horns.
  • There are no elephants in the park.
  • Elk don’t turn into moose.
  • It is not a man in the buffalo costume.
  • The white rocks on top of the mountains is snow.
  • No the animals do not go to the dentist.
  • Mama buffalo milk doesn’t freeze in the winter.
A sign spotted in a tourist shop near Yellowstone. Credit: TouronsOfYellowstone

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