They are called “The Ronin 7” and they intimidate the shit out of me.  I’ve been waking up in cold sweats envisioning their perfectly synchronized aggressive formation skiing and how badly we’ve been in need of another hero like Dexter Rutecki if we our nation is to survive this threat.  Formational demo skiing is alive and well….but are American formational demo skiers? 

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For real though, the European Formation Skiing Championships is being held at Samnaun Ski Resort in Switzerland this April and I’d love to see an American squad in the mix. Here’s the judging criteria:

Here’s the highlight reel from last years competition to give you an idea of what you’re up against.

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