Everyone knows the phrase at this point,ย “if you french fry when you should pizza, you’re gonnaย have a bad time”. Even if you’re not a skier, there’s a good chance you’ve quoted that iconic South Park line at some point in your life. Still, it’s not a bad idea to see a quick reminder as to whyย you’ll be having such a bad time.

Part of me feels really bad for laughing as hard as I did, part of me understands that this is an objectively funny clip. If you don’t find this even theย tiniestย bit funny, I think there might be something wrong with you.

Since this video is now 12 years old, maybe this kid has grown to become a sick skier, and hasn’t completely quit the sport out of pain and frustration. Hopefully he can at least look back at it and have a darn good laugh.

“pizza… Pizza… PIZZA… DO A PIZZA… PIZZA”

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Nolan Deck is a writer for Unofficial Networks, covering skiing and outdoor adventure. After growing up and skiing in Maine, he moved to the Denver area for college where he continues to live and work...