This teen was out on her normal drive to the store for cigarettes, according to a Russian blog, but was stopped by an angry moose that definitely didn’t want her to pass.

The blog translated what she was screaming at moose, and it’s absolutely hilarious:

“Oh no. No. No, no, no, no, no. No, he’s attacking my car! What the hell? The damned moose is attacking me! Satan!” 

Nothing like a devil-spawned moose crashing its hooves on the hood of your car while you’re just trying to get some smokes.

That’s just Sweden, baby.

Matt Lorelli is a dedicated ski enthusiast and prolific writer whose passion for snow sports shines through in every piece. Originally from Middletown, Delaware, Matt's love for skiing blossomed during...