Porch pirates are awful. You order a package and get all excited for it to show up, only to have some terribly mean individual steal it, sometimes not even knowing what’s inside. One time, in college, my roommate ordered a food delivery so he could make breakfast, literally just raw ingredients, and someone had stolen it in the two minutes between when it was dropped off and when he opened the door. I don’t really know what I would do if I caught a porch pirate in action, but think I’d just stare in awe if I caught THIS guy.
According to Storyful, this criminal act to place in Henderson, North Carolina, on December 16th. First of all, the wrapped food the bear steals was a snack left out for delivery drivers, NOT for beasts. Second of all, the bagels he stole? Shipped from New York City. We’re not talking about some Dunkin’ Donuts bagels or another mass produced bagel package, we’re talking about the best of the best, the cream of the crop. This guy just takes them like they were his all along! The disrespect is immeasurable!
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