Here’s a word of advice- don’t be an asshole. You can take that bit of wisdom and apply it to just about every situation.
I want you to put yourself in the shoes of the people who ended up flipping their truck (as seen in the embedded Instagram post below).
Read on…
‘You’re wanting to pass a group of harmless cyclists on a dirt road in Bentonville, Arkansas. You floor it past them and aggressively approach the next group on the road. You suddenly feel your car flip and the embarrassment washes over you in your now-totaled truck. Your McDonald’s Big Mac is now splattered all over the dash, you’ve soiled your pants, your cigarettes are crushed under your fat ass, and you now have 10 cyclists staring at you with looks of concern and judgement.’
Take my advice. Don’t be an asshole. Don’t be these people. Or else you’ll end up being a celebrity on the internet for all of the wrong reasons…
Also, the hashtags in this post had me dying of laughter. #whalepeople and #justdesserts need to be inducted into the Roast Insults Hall of Fame…