Turns out there’s a different kind of ‘porch pirate’ this time of year, and they’re a little bit hairier than your average thief.
Bears are always good for some funny videos, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard/seen one just start chomping down on a pumpkin that was on somebody’s front porch.
Quick. Somebody start growing ‘bear-proof’ pumpkins or else all of the white-suburban mom’s are going to start throwing a fit.
