I’m very skeptical of BASE jumpers.

Not skeptical that they have something wrong with them, but skeptical that they are native of this planet. I mean think about it. Do you personally know a BASE jumper? It’s not like you see them just casually walking down the streets.

All I mean is that there’s got to be a chance that they’re humanoid aliens that visit earth to shoot sick GoPro footy of them jumping off high cliffs to impress humans. I believe this because no human should be willing to plunge head first off a cliff trusting only a sack of fabric to gracefully bring them to the ground.

I’m going to keep working on this theory. In the meantime, check out this sick video of a “human man” BASE jumping above the village of Lauterbrunnen in Switzerland.

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