Ah Yellowstone National Park, America’s ‘Wild West’ amusement park where bison encounters, bear charges, and more wacky wildlife situations are experienced on a daily basis.
The tourists experience things they would not see anywhere else in the country, even when they aren’t almost (literally) poking a bear.
Things like these two bison that decided to have a good old-fashioned mano a mano brawl over a desirable female that blocked traffic in the park.
Football guys always say “Low man always wins” when it comes to head-to-head collisions, but the uphill bison exuded some true Obi-wan Kenobi vibes and used the high ground to his advantage.
Nature is crazy, man.