"It's A... Ski Season!" Winter '20-'21 Announcement

"It's A... Ski Season!" Winter '20-'21 Announcement

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"It's A... Ski Season!" Winter '20-'21 Announcement

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Wow. What a turn of events. The Winter family has just announced that they will be having a “Ski Season” this year. Congratulations!

This is the first statement that has been released by the family since the premature loss of Winter ’19-’20. You can read her obituary here.

Check out The Winter Family’s announcement below!

Snowflake #4 – AccuCut

The Winter Family would like to formally invite you to celebrate the birth of The ’20-’21 Ski Season.

When: TBD. We’re having trouble predicting his birth date at this point. We hope he will come in October, but definitely by November.

Where: *Everywhere except Florida*

Important Notes: There may be some new precautions/regulations at your local mountain. We ask that you listen to local laws to keep everybody safe. We promise that Winter ’20-’21 will deliver the snow.

RSVP: ASAP. We need a head count immediately. It’s hard planning for ~9 million people! Buy your passes to reserve your spot.

Thanks and we hope to see you out there this season!

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