Jim Gaffigan rant on skiing for CBS’s Sunday Morning is well worth the watch. 

Here are just some of the zingers:

  • “Because I’m a great father I take my family skiing.”
  • “You don’t want to be seen skiing in a non-skiing coat. How embarrassing!”
  • “Skiing was obviously a rich person’s idea.”
  • “I want to be one with Nature but I don’t want to feel Nature. I want every inch of my body protected from Nature. I want to be out there with Nature.  But halfway up the mountain, I’d love to go to a coffee shop.'”
  • “Skiing is really the only time you will see rich people wait in line. And believe me: they’re not happy about it!”

Tim Konrad is the founder of Unofficial Networks and a passionate skier with over two decades of experience in the ski industry. In 2006, he launched the blog from Lake Tahoe with his brother John, evolving...