Philadelphia bar owner Dennis Reynolds felt that Eagle’s center Jason Kelce was speaking directly to him at the Super Bowl Parade and knew instantly it was his divine destiny to forgo his planned rioting and travel directly to Pyeongchang, South Korea and walk onto the US Olympic Ski team just like Marky Mark Wahlberg did for the Eagles back in the 70’s.
With nothing but his boarding pass and speed suit, Reynolds was screened hard by TSA at the Philadelphia International Airport. Officers report he was in trance like state barking, snarling and occasionally snapping at officers while manically repeating the phrase “An Underdog is a Hungry Dog!”
No word yet if he has made it out of customs in South Korea but the US Ski Team is aware and have stepped up their security detail.
Reynolds can be seen clearly in the crowd during Kelce’s speech pumping his fist with a backpack filled with hard booze: