These Real Life Beer Goggles Are Perfect For Gaper Day!

These Real Life Beer Goggles Are Perfect For Gaper Day!

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These Real Life Beer Goggles Are Perfect For Gaper Day!

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Lifeloc industries doesn’t know it yet but their “Drunk Buster Alcohol and Drug Impairment Goggles” are perfect for Gaper Day.

Instead of spending all that money on booze and illicit substances on April 1st, skiers and snowboarders can now buy a pair of these goggles and get the same impaired qualities as if they had drank a case of Rainier and smoked a joint.

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The only difference? These buzzed-goggles come with a 5 year warranty. Try getting that kind of guarantee at the local dispensary or liquor store!

They even come with a variety of impairments:

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From marijuana, hard-core street drugs, to just plain old liquor, the Drunk Buster goggles give can give you all the intoxicated effects without the hangover or empty pockets.

According to their website, these bad boys are “the next big thing in substance abuse and sleep deprivation training.” So instead of boozing your way to a Hank Williams Jr. tolerance level that is both expensive and hard on your body, Lifeloc makes being a pro-drunk perfectly easy.

Also, you’ll look a lot cooler than this guy…

Find Out More About Lifeloc Technology Here: Drunk Buster Alcohol and Drug Impairment Goggles

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