Top 5 Ways Skiing is Like Sex

#5. It’s always a good idea to wear protection.

#4. It’s always better to hit it before all of your friends do.

#3. How much it costs depends on how much effort you are willing to put in.

#2. When you’re not doing it you’re thinking about it, often resorting to magazines or online videos to get your fix.

#1. They are the two greatest things in the world that you simply can’t live without.

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