Top 5 Ways Skiing is Like Sex
#5. It’s always a good idea to wear protection.
#4. It’s always better to hit it before all of your friends do.
#3. How much it costs depends on how much effort you are willing to put in.
#2. When you’re not doing it you’re thinking about it, often resorting to magazines or online videos to get your fix.
#1. They are the two greatest things in the world that you simply can’t live without.