Ever seen a dude in rear entry boots almost fall 4 times while walking the 50 feet from to his car, each time over correcting and learning nothing? Ever just been standing there and have a open jacketed non-ironic mustached fellow fall through the lift line rope as if a ghost pushed him over? So is the life of a penguin…nature’s gapers endlessly fumbling through the world, constantly catching themselves right before eating shit or just eating shit.
Francis Xavier is a seasoned writer for Unofficial Networks, bringing a lifetime of outdoor experience to his work. Having lived in a ski resort town for years he has a deep connection to mountain culture.... More by Francis Xavier