Simon Dumont is gonna throw out the first pitch at the Red Sox game on September 16th, 2011.

The questions is:  Can He Thrown a Ball?

So, we’re taking bets RIGHT HERE…

WILL SIMON HIT THE CATCHER?

…or will he throw the damn thing on a short hop into the dugout?

Seriously, I can’t tell you how many of my ski friends have been pegged in the face when anything is thrown at them. For some reason, Skiers always played soccer as kids and have almost no hand eye coordination.

No doubt Simon can ‘throw’ down in a mutilated pipe at Squaw.

I remember going to the beach with my buddy Dave and he couldn’t catch a baseball with a mitt and he truly threw like an alien. The frisbee was even more embarrassing.

So, lets hear whatcha think?  Can Simon throw?

I’m guaranteeing a gutter ball right now…