You Might Be A Jaded Local If……
– You only ski off one and only one chairlift.
– You think anyone who passes you on a traverse is an asshole and anyone you pass is a moron.
– Your ex wife dates your best friend and go-to ski partner.
– You hate unofficial networks.
– You think resort skiing is for knobs.
– You think people who do not ski Look P-18 bindings are idiots without a clue.
– You think park skiing is lame.
– You will go to the grave thinking fat skis ruined skiing.
– You spend more time complaining about the current state of skiing than skiing.
– The last ski mag you read was an issue of FREEZE.
– You’re over “it”.
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