You Might Be A Jaded Local If......

You Might Be A Jaded Local If......

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You Might Be A Jaded Local If......

You Might Be A Jaded Local If……

– You only ski off one and only one chairlift.

– You think anyone who passes you on a traverse is an asshole and anyone you pass is a moron.

– Your ex wife dates your best friend and go-to ski partner.

– You hate unofficial networks.

– You think resort skiing is for knobs.

– You think people who do not ski Look P-18 bindings are idiots without a clue.

– You think park skiing is lame.

– You will go to the grave thinking fat skis ruined skiing.

– You spend more time complaining about the current state of skiing than skiing.

– The last ski mag you read was an issue of FREEZE.

– You’re over “it”.

 

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