You Might Be A Ski Bum If…
#10. More than half your friends drive Subarus.
#9. Your local bar has never seen a guy to gal ratio better than 8 to 1.
#8. Both your jacket and pants have ducktape water proofing.
#7. You have a college degree but live below the poverty line.
#6. Your ski quiver is worth more than your car.
#5. You smoke weed on the way to the ski hill.
#4. Chopping wood is no longer fun.
#3. Your parents are worried about you.
#2. All three of your roommates have slept with the same person.
#1. Your general outlook on life is directly correlated to ski conditions.