Much to the chagrin of Mass-hole Patriots fans, Tom Brady is taking his talents to the mountains this offseason. After posting a picture of himself atop the Yellowstone Club over Presidents’ Day weekend, many gapers are wondering if Tom has a penchant for the extreme, while skiers are asking (and answering) their own set of ski-bum related questions.
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Here are the 5 things we learned from Tom Brady’s shred pic…
5) Tom Rocks Kästle Skis
Kästle Skis are some of the finest made skis in the world and it appears as though “The Deflator” likes his skis plenty stiff underfoot. That makes sense, considering he’s 6-4, 225 lbs and prefers his women (like his skis)– tall.
4) Like Bobby Brown, Tom is sponsored by Under Armour
That’s pretty neat. Two of the best athletes in their respective sports repped by the same apparel company. SYNGERGY!
3) Tom Ain’t No Gape
No gaper gap here. Actually, Tom looks pretty damn confident on the slopes with buff and goggle game on point, which is more than I can say for Natalie Portman, Zoe Zaldana, and Jon Hamm.
2) Tom Is Getting GNAR
Three double black diamonds!?!? Tom are you mad or just the raddest football player turned skier on the mountain? I’m guessing the latter.
1) Tom Is The Best Football Player On The Mountain!
Unless Von Miller decided to make a trip up to Montana this past weekend as well, Tom Brady is hands down the best football player to have ever skied the Yellowstone Club.