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British Guy Ranks U.S. States By Physical Beauty

Laurence Brown, a plucky Brit with a knack for adventure, has taken on the bold task of ranking U.S. states by their physical beauty, and the results are as entertaining as they are quirky. Using a classic tier list, Brown bases his rankings solely on his personal experiences across the 25 states he’s visited. If you’re looking for an impartial expert, he’s probably not your guy—but that’s what makes this list so much fun. His fleeting visits to just one corner of a state sometimes left it lower on the list than it might deserve, but the charm lies in his outsider’s perspective.

From the jagged peaks of Colorado to the endless plains of Kansas, Brown’s rankings capture America’s wild diversity through a foreigner’s eyes. A state like California, with its iconic coastlines and towering redwoods, might soar to the top for some, but a brief stop in a less scenic spot could’ve nudged it down his list. Meanwhile, underdogs like Utah, with its surreal deserts and canyons, might steal the show. His British lens marvels at landscapes far removed from England’s rolling green hills, making his take equal parts humor and wonder.

For skiers, hikers, and outdoor enthusiasts, Brown’s list is a playful prompt to reflect on your own favorite states. Have you trekked the misty trails of Washington’s Olympic Peninsula or carved through Wyoming’s powdery slopes? With only half the states under his belt, gems like Alaska’s glaciers or Oregon’s rugged coast might be missing, but that’s part of the fun. His rankings spark curiosity, debate, and a craving to hit the road.

This tier list isn’t just a ranking—it’s a conversation starter. Whether you agree with Brown’s picks or think your home state got snubbed, it’s a delightful nudge to explore America’s stunning landscapes. So, grab your hiking boots, plan your next adventure, and let us know: which state tops your list?

Nolan Deck is a writer for Unofficial Networks, covering skiing and outdoor adventure. After growing up and skiing in Maine, he moved to the Denver area for college where he continues to live and work...