“Son of b*tch got me. Owwwwww. God damn coyotes.”
Lets suffice to say that attempting to pet a wild coyote in a ski resort parking lot in a bad idea. This dude found out the hard way after beckoning in a coyote with a hanwhich and getting bitten as a reward. They may look cute and cuddly but they are wild animals and trying to pet one is just plain old dumb. Dude must have been watching too many Disney movies. Lesson learned.