Let me start this stupid article first by stating the obvious-
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY (CANDIDE THOVEX) DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, GET SO DRUNK THAT YOU CAN’T EVEN PUT YOUR DAMN SKIS ON. I FEEL LIKE THAT GOES WITHOUT NEED TO BE SAID, BUT I’VE OTPED TO WRITE THIS LONG DISCLAIMER IN ALL CAPS SO THAT MY POINT GETS THROUGH TO YOU NUMBSKULLS.
Okay, now that that’s out of the way, let’s watch as this drunken tourist makes a fool out of himself by trying to ski after after having about 10 too many.
The video was recorded in St. Anton, Austria.
Why is that every skier in Austria is so drunk off their ass that they don’t even know the difference between French fry and pizza? Notice how every single other person in this video is hammered? They look like a bunch of toddlers waddling around the village bumping into stuff and having incoherent conversations with each other.
Do people go to Austria to actually ski? Or do they just go there to drink their faces off and pretend like they had an active day out on the slopes?