It sounds like a title from The Onion but this is a real promotion from White Pine in Sublette County, Wyoming. Free buttwipe with the purchase of a lift ticket, strange times we’re living in:
“White Pine would like to extend assistance in this time of need to address a couple of known shortages…skiing and toilet paper. While supplies last (and as long as we remain open) we will be providing 1 free roll of toilet paper for every full-priced Adult day ticket purchased. This deal is only applicable to residents of the following counties: Sublette, Sweetwater, Lincoln, and Teton. Show your ID at purchase to prove residency. Be smart, stay safe, and stay healthy! Open Friday through Sunday!!”
