If you are guilty of any of the following, you might be a gaper.
#1. You’re constantly wiping the inside of your goggles.
If your wiping away the anti-fog coating applied to the inside of the goggle, you might be a gaper.
#2. You’re wearing your ski boots around the village at 2am….
If you have partied all night and your still wearing ski boots. you might be a gaper.
#3. You’re rocking an OJ.
If your skiing down the hill with your Open Jacket flapping in the breeze, you might be a gaper.
#4. You give no thought to where you stop on a ski hill.
If you just decide to come to a stop without giving any thought to uphill traffic or terrain features, you might be a gaper.
#5. You’re carrying your skis in any fashion other than the way Glen Plake does….
If you’re carrying your skis in a fashion other than over your shoulder with their tips down, you might be a gaper.