You Might Be A Gaper If....

You Might Be A Gaper If....

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You Might Be A Gaper If....

Photo by: Mason Mashon

If you are guilty of any of the following, you might be a gaper.

#1. You’re constantly wiping the inside of your goggles.

If your wiping away the anti-fog coating applied to the inside of the goggle, you might be a gaper.

#2. You’re wearing your ski boots around the village at 2am….

If you have partied all night and your still wearing ski boots. you might be a gaper.

#3. You’re rocking an OJ. 

If your skiing down the hill with your Open Jacket flapping in the breeze, you might be a gaper.

#4. You give no thought to where you stop on a ski hill. 

If you just decide to come to a stop without giving any thought to uphill traffic or terrain features, you might be a gaper.

#5. You’re carrying your skis in any fashion other than the way Glen Plake does….

If you’re carrying your skis in a fashion other than over your shoulder with their tips down, you might be a gaper.

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