Canadian snowboarder Mark McMorris confirms the Olympic village was outfitted with generous amounts of condoms should the athletes have felt the need to make ballon animals but the competitors were so serious that he didn’t see much monkey business. Also the village was “Dry” and the only dry McMorris likes is Molson:
…on a serious note, we were all super worried about Mark when he took that slam in the backcountry and to see him in South Korea confirms what his brother Craig knew all along: “He is Wolverine.”
