Pit Viper Polarized Sunglasses = The Most Revolutionary Technology Since The iPhone

Pit Viper Polarized Sunglasses = The Most Revolutionary Technology Since The iPhone

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Pit Viper Polarized Sunglasses = The Most Revolutionary Technology Since The iPhone

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Do you see what happens??? | Photo Credit (+Cover Photo): Pit Viper

Between wrangling babes at après and demanding respect and authority, Pit Viper’s customers have long desired a polarized power lacking in their favorite shades.

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Fortunately, Pit Viper founder Chuck Mumford realized that many of these people (mostly fishermen and women) were lacking both respect and authority. By providing polarized shades, he’s hoping to remedy this angler aberration.

“Red, White, Blue and Polarized. If Betsy Ross was designing sunglasses and not the American flag, she would have created these.”Pit Viper

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See the effect?

Pit Viper Polarized Stats

  • # of people who requested polarized shades – 2.3 million
  • Increase in fish you claim to have caught – 189%
  • Babies conceived because of polarized Pit Vipers – 40,000

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Find the funniest release page of all time here: Polarized Pit Vipers

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