I’m not sure if you guys have seen this at your mountain eh!
This is the real sh&t of it, people are looking back when they should be moving foward towards getting on the lift and riding the powder! But instead they are trying to be seen and “meet up” with other per sed LOCALES, what the shit is this!
Don’t cha f%^kin know, we are not here to look cool or be seen, or even talk to anyone, we are here to go up, and down and ski f$%king powda eh! What is with this people “wanting to be seen” or just hang out, that’s what the bar is for not the lift line, any other mountain and this sh*t would be frowned upon.
At Whistler, if you cut they will berate you verbally the whole way so be prepared eh, to deal with someone trying to make your life suck in many different languages. Jackson Hole you might just have to get a flying atomic elbow from a washed up ski patroler after ducking a rope who still thinks I’m f$%kin like Doug Coombs or some JHAF shit, i’m just a frenchy eh, doing this for the very first time eh! I’m Pro! yeah right.
I ‘d be equipped with Fire-ball and some p.r.’s to deal with these kind of tings. The singles line NEVER works, and I love skiing over peoples skis that are on the phone and f^&king the whole thing UP, It doesnt snow in June so I’m taken er’ and putting it to the limit, today, and everyday! Just given’er is not just a moment but a fricking lifestyle. Some choose to follow, others choose to lead, and then some people don’t do shit, my cousin Larry Wayne is a prime example, doesn’t do shit….but he’s happy kinda, ahh whatever.
So I digress, let’s review: GET ON THE LIFT, MAKE 4-PACKS, LOOK FOWARD, and COMMUNicate we all love skiing, but not all of us love waiting in line because of; other people’s egos, social lifes, or weed smoking agenda’s (thats what Ganjula’s are for BRAH!) Shut up and brush your teeth because nobody likes a smelly haggard hungover mouth staring them down in the BOX at JH eh! I have been there I totally sent Corbet’s, it was pretty sick you shoulda seen it, oh jeez sent her right when Big Red went by, next step S&M Couloir, I might have to get some so called fat skis, i’m thinking the pocket rocket the french air force really liked it, its pretty sick eh, so i’m French and i’m Jack Louis Cote and i’m out-d 5000.
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GET THE F#%K ON THE LIFT SO WE ALL CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES.
THIS IS NOT A FASHION SHOW.
TAKE OFF.
EH.