You thought you were cool dangling a bandanna out your back pocket?  Think again, wus-f#$ker.  The patrollers down here in Patagonia ski with Machetes in their hands and they straight swing the motha-f#$kas while skiin’. Yeah, that IS badass.

Can you imagine getting caught out of bounds by a patroller with a grip full of red Machete in his hand?

Note the bright red machete in hand.  The red on the machete is blood from a guy he just caught outta bounds.

I can just see him pointing the machete at your throat, jabbing you lightly while he gives you his speech about how his friend died in ‘Nam doing the exact same sh#t you just pulled. It’d be kinda like my favorite scene from Caddyshack:

Ok, by this point you’ve watched the video and realized that they are just using the machetes to make the pistes safer for us all.  But, still crazy that they are skiing around swingin’ machetes, right?