I was out today and I found a couple gems on Granite, but honestly, the condition gargled balls. However, it turns out that Eric Bryant is way cooler than me and T-ed off in Cornice 2 without calling me, letting me know it was good, nor inviting me to ski with him. Whatta dick. I guess he just wanted it all for himself and couldn't possibly have shared the radness. No one I spoke with thought today was worth a damn. And maybe it wasn't. Maybe it's just that Eric is so rad that the conditions don't matter matter to him. Yeah, I think that's it. Today Gargled Balls…Unless you happen to be Eric F#$king Bryant! | Unofficial Networks

Today Gargled Balls...Unless you happen to be Eric F#$king Bryant!

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Today Gargled Balls...Unless you happen to be Eric F#$king Bryant!

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I was out today and I found a couple gems on Granite, but honestly, the condition gargled balls.

However, it turns out that Eric Bryant is way cooler than me and T-ed off in Cornice 2 without calling me, letting me know it was good, nor inviting me to ski with him.  Whatta dick.  I guess he just wanted it all for himself and couldn’t possibly have shared the radness.  No one I spoke with thought today was worth a damn.  And maybe it wasn’t.  Maybe it’s just that Eric is so rad that the conditions don’t matter matter to him.  Yeah, I think that’s it.

Check out this video of Marmot athlete Eric Bryant getting crazy at Squaw despite WAY less than ideal conditions.

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