“My first introduction into manhood came when the captain of my water polo team, Boomer Kingsley, asked me to shotgun a tall can of Bud Lite in front of the whole squad at his end of the season bash. His parents were in Tahoe at the time so we tore that weekend up. It was epic and I was super stoked.”
I have a new goal in life and its to begin a speech with “What up council.” There’s a rumor that Chad dropped a stank upper decker after he shotgunned that man-can of Bud Light in the off limits upstairs bathroom while the Kingley’s were in Tahoe but that is unconfirmed and possibly fabricated by the party ban lobbyists. Thanks to Chad and JT for fighting for all of our rights to party and providing a bit of levity in politics.
For the record, these are the same bros that fought for the Paul Walker statue in San Clemente: