How can you participate in the world’s lamest version of skiing when there’s no snow? By taking it onto the water, of course! (All love telemark skiers, your discipline is dope, it’s just very fun to make fun of you).
In all seriousness, telemark skiing is hard, and I can’t imagine the amount of strength required to do it on water. But if there’s one thing you can count on with telemark skiers, it’s that they’re going to show off.
